Frequently controversial costumiers Yandy (remember their Pregnant Kylie Jenner and [Read more...]
The Batpenis Is Being Removed from Future “Batman: Damned” Printings
You might recall the big brouhaha this week with DC's new "more mature" Black Label series, after Bruce Wayne took off his Batsuit in one panel and was revealed to be … [Read more...]
Naughty by Nature: How Kinky, Parasitic Beetles Trick Ants Into Barfing In Their Mouths and Giving Their Tummies a Good Tongue Bath
A short video describing how parasitic beetles use chemical cues to fool ants into bringing them into their nests, regurgitating food into their mouths, and giving the appeasement glands on their abdomens a good licking. Cheeky buggers. We should all be so lucky. Watch the short … [Read more...]
Breaking News! Kylie Jenner Just Tried Cereal with Milk! (Spoiler Alert: She LOVED It!)
I guess it's a reeeeeeeally slow news day when every news outlet on the planet is reporting that Kylie Jenner just discovered you can pour MILK... onto CEREAL.... and eat it! The 21-year-old almost-billionaire tweeted, "last night I had cereal with milk for the first time. life … [Read more...]
Stormy Daniels Describes Trump’s Penis: “Like the Mushroom Character from Mario Kart” & Surrounded By “Yeti Hair”
You may have noticed that Mario Kart was trending this morning, and wondered why. No, there's not a new game on the horizon. Rather: Stormy Daniels has a new book out next month—called Full Disclosure— in which she graphically details her alleged affair with Donald Trump and … [Read more...]
Ever the Gentleman, Don Jr Mocks Brett Kavanaugh’s Sexual Assault Accuser on Instagram
Oh hahahahaha. Nothing like a little sexual assault humor to start off the morning. Donald Trump Jr – always a pillar of decency – has decided the allegations of sexual assault against Judge Brett Kavanaugh are "nonsense" and the woman who has brought the allegations against him … [Read more...]
Hanukkah Killer Unleashes Eight Nights of Horror in Upcoming Holiday-Themed Slasher Film “Hanukkah”
It's the Festival of Frights! Obediah Lazarus is the son of Judah Lazarus, the original Hanukiller. In 1983, Judah terrorized NY for seven nights and was preparing to sacrifice his eight-year-old son, Obediah, on the eighth night. Judah was convinced it was God’s will, like … [Read more...]
HOLY CRAP! New Weather Channel “Augmented Reality” Storm Graphics Will Traumatize You FOREVER (and Maybe Save Lives?)
Have you SEEN this yet? Do you KNOW what I'm taking about? Former-middling-comedian-turned-media-mogul-bigwig Byron Allen recently purchased The Weather Channel, and has poured over $100,000,000 into revamping it and developing the channel's new Immersed Mixed Reality graphics … [Read more...]
Crack Pipe VENDING MACHINES Mysteriously Sprout Up On Long Island
Ah, the ingenuity of a drug lord trying to expand his empire. I swear, some of the dealers I've met over the years could have been advertising moguls, economic theorists, Wall Street wizards, or billionaire Fuller Brush men if only they'd put their minds to it... To … [Read more...]
Flashback 9/11/01: Trump Gleefully Brags He Now Has the Tallest Building in Downtown Manhattan
President Trump commemorated the 9/11 attacks today by attending a ceremony in Shanksville, Pennsylvania, the site of the United 93 crash. “Today, all of America wraps up and joins together,” the president said in prepared remarks. “We close our arms to help you shoulder … [Read more...]
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