In the latest issue of Playboy, the overrated rapper 50 Cent says he "ain't into faggots," but he is into women who, like his mother, are into women. Speaking as an unofficial representative for that segment of the … [Read more...]
Recently Dead
Monologuist Spaulding Gray's body was barely dry after being fished out of the East River (was he swimming to Manhattan?) when news came yesterday that Murphy Brown's housepainter Eldin, Robert Pastorelli, only 49, was found dead in a bathroom of his Los Angeles home--in the … [Read more...]
A Wing and a Prayer
First there was Wings, Paul McCartney's post-Beatles band, with wife Linda warbling tuneless backup. Then came Gerty Molson, the German senior who had curious hits in the Eighties with her covers of Lou Reed's "Walk on the Wild Side" and Culture Club's "Do You Really Want to … [Read more...]
Cut and Print
Thom Fowler's Movie Poop Shoot takes up the subjects of gay marriages, Prince performing in San Francisco, John Cleese, drunk couples, and hair color as therapy. If you want to change your life, don’t even bother … [Read more...]
Gone
but never forgotten. … [Read more...]
Spymo
Is there a mole at World of Wonder? Did someone leak a tape of Totally Gayer to Stereogum.com days before its VH1 premiere tomorrow at … [Read more...]
Hats (and Clothes) Off to Esai
The NY Daily News reports that NYPD Blue star Esai Morales discussed sex and violence on television with Jason … [Read more...]
Fashion Show
No need to claw your way to the front of the tent, tripping skeletal editrixes as you lunge for that lone empty seat near the runway. Sit back in your ergonomically sensible chair and let the NY Times' soothing fashion editor, Kathy Horyn, lull you with [Read more...]
The Bod Couple
Public relations people are, by and large and for the most part, bad people who deserve to be trapped in a phone booth with a sniper's rifle trained on them. But last week, in a secret New York hospital, publicist Bill Evans donated a kidney to his old friend and client, … [Read more...]
In Space No One Can Hear You Deejay
Since we haven't sent any actual humans to Mars to litter it with flags, food wrappers, and soda cans, the best we can do is to pollute the red planet with noise. Every morning, "wake-up music" is played for the Rover mission. … [Read more...]
