Dog Gone

By Stephen Saban on August 18, 2004 3:50 am

Addressed to Kill

By Stephen Saban on August 18, 2004 3:23 am

I write in strong support of the weekly phone call log with Michael Alig as well as the weekly column written by James St. James. I would love to see more opportunities for St. James to share his views and inspirations on your website! He has offered inspiration for my own … [Read more...]

British Intelligence: Brits the Most Promiscuous People on Earth (So Now You Know Why I Wipe the Floor with the Lot of You on the Hell Test!)

By Stephen Saban on August 18, 2004 1:15 am

Yes, we are totally trashy and slutty and drunk absolutely all the time. Whilst you lot fear God and wear horrible lacey shirts with the top button done up and think "Love Waits" (for what – your clit to freeze over?), we are partying like there's no tomorrow (which there … [Read more...]

British Intelligence: Holiday Village Engulfed In 10 foot Wall Of Water (No Big Deal If You Live In Florida)

By Stephen Saban on August 17, 2004 9:06 pm

Obviously, you Yanks love to do things BIG. So if, for example, you're going to be struck by a freak act of nature, make it a hurricane. Not wishing to be outdone, we Brits organised for ourselves to be struck by a freak wave, which crashed through the holiday town of Boscastle … [Read more...]

British Intelligence: British Grandmother Struck By Meteorite Whilst Putting Out Washing

By Stephen Saban on August 17, 2004 8:55 pm

It's a six-billion-to-one chance that it could happen to you, and if it did – and it was the summer – there's a very good chance you could sell the story to a newspaper. So it came to pass that great grandmother Pauline Aguss, 76, from Lowestoft in England, was putting her … [Read more...]

The Thomas Coyne Affair

By Stephen Saban on August 17, 2004 7:37 pm

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Breaking

By Stephen Saban on August 17, 2004 6:55 pm

James came running through the 3rd-floor offices just now with the good news that Paris Hilton's perito Tinkerbelle has been found – apparently hiding out in a stray Ugg boot. … [Read more...]