Sir Elton is the guest editor of Time Out London this week and doesn't fail to delight with much delicious grumpery. Among the revelations are: • Robbie Williams is irritating • Music videos should be banned • Viewers who vote for music awards are fucking idiots • He'd … [Read more...]
Snap!
Not, as you might think, RuPaul's stunt double, but adorable Steve Urkel aka Jaleel White all grown up and, um, we're not sure what exactly. … [Read more...]
Reef Madness
Although House of Clues' supervising … [Read more...]
The Book Worm
Wedged quite nicely between Madonna's Sex (#3) and Winston Churchill's The World Crisis (#6) is James St. James' Disco Bloodbath (#5), the original source for Party Monster, on … [Read more...]
Hero in Distress
Sitings
• Cooking with Cum. Not what you think. • Cheesy sequel: Two Virgins on eBay. (t/y Richard Joly) • OMG, … [Read more...]
Celebrities at Large
Yesterday I was at the Laurel Canyon dog park. There was a lil brown doggie that was actively trying to get with a white dog. The brown perv happened to belong to Ryan Starr of American Idol and The Surreal Life. The camera must ad 10 lbs, cuz she was super thin – fabulous. … [Read more...]
New Word of the Week
megazine n. (meh-ga-zeen) A fantasy publication that compiles, merges, and purges all the nearly identical tabloids that are vomited out of the Fourth Estate each week (Star, Enquirer, People, InTouch, Us Weekly) into one slim issue, economizing space on coffee tables and … [Read more...]
Welcome to the JG, Bitch
I went to the Clippers … [Read more...]
Addressed to Kill
Tell American Guys they're are in for a "fight" with Prison Boyz. And since my boyz have not just looks and … [Read more...]
