Fashion Show

By Stephen Saban on March 8, 2004 5:19 pm

No need to claw your way to the front of the tent, tripping skeletal editrixes as you lunge for that lone empty seat near the runway. Sit back in your ergonomically sensible chair and let the NY Times' soothing fashion editor, Kathy Horyn, lull you with [Read more...]

The Bod Couple

By Stephen Saban on March 8, 2004 3:34 am

Public relations people are, by and large and for the most part, bad people who deserve to be trapped in a phone booth with a sniper's rifle trained on them. But last week, in a secret New York hospital, publicist Bill Evans donated a kidney to his old friend and client, … [Read more...]

In Space No One Can Hear You Deejay

By Stephen Saban on March 8, 2004 2:39 am

Since we haven't sent any actual humans to Mars to litter it with flags, food wrappers, and soda cans, the best we can do is to pollute the red planet with noise. Every morning, "wake-up music" is played for the Rover mission. … [Read more...]

Sister Act 2

By Stephen Saban on March 7, 2004 9:27 pm

Of course, you know that whenever I write about the Hilton sisters here, it's probably the spoiled hotel heiresses Paris and Nicky, not Daisy and Violet, the … [Read more...]

I Was a Tweenage Metrosexual

By Stephen Saban on March 7, 2004 8:21 pm

Proctor & Gamble, the company responsible for Sunny D, is, finally, launching a line of beauty products targeted at boys 8 to 16 who are considered too young to be groomed on the Queer Eye show. The line is called OT, short for overtime, and consists of shampoo, hair gel, … [Read more...]

Like Mothra with Sequins

By Stephen Saban on March 7, 2004 6:25 pm

Even if you're not a brand spanking new, pageant-walking Asian transgender, you can still feel the excitement building for the March 27th premiere of Party Monster in Tokyo, can't you? Everyone, all together now: Money! Success! Fame! … [Read more...]

China (Anatomically Corrected) Doll

By Stephen Saban on March 7, 2004 6:02 pm

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Oh Christ

By Stephen Saban on March 7, 2004 5:03 pm

Click for detailsLos Angeles Times writer Paul Brownfield went to see The Passion of the Christ at the 30-screen AMC plex at the Block in Orange, off the 22 Freeway. Here, in part, is what he decided. And I … [Read more...]

Best Red Carpet?

By Stephen Saban on March 5, 2004 4:19 am

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The Other Nicky

By Stephen Saban on March 4, 2004 10:08 pm

This portrait of Backstreeter Nick Carter came with an item in "Page Six" today about some other dudes hanging out with his girlfriend Paris Hilton. (So at home or at play, it's Paris and Nicky?) Whatever. Has drool been … [Read more...]