Well, what are your plans this weekend... Freedom Ryder Zobrist (totally real name) 38, was arrested Monday in Pensacola on lewd and indecent exposure, as well as disorderly conduct, assault and battery. (Plus licking.) Due to her behavior, a Waffle House employee asked … [Read more...]
Security Camera Catches Man Licking a Doorbell for THREE HOURS at California Home
Now that's what we in the biz call "an endurance kink." I mean. Really. THREE HOURS? Police in Salinas, California, are trying to track down a man who spent, yes, three hours licking a doorbell at a local home. Sylvia Dungan told local station [Read more...]
Tasty Treat of the Day: How to Make This Retro SpaghettiO Jello Mold with Vienna Sausages
Yup. It is what it looks like. Essentially, it's your childhood favorite SpaghettiOs mixed with unflavored gelatin, refrigerated over night in a bundt cake pan, then prettily arranged with (raw) Vienna sausages – right from the can! – and spinach leaves. Yum! Give me TWO … [Read more...]
Nope Nope Nope: People Try the New Sour Patch Kids CEREAL and I’m Going to Go Throw Up Now
Aw hell no. Life is too damn short for this. A cereal version of the popular candy Sour Patch Kids was released the day after Christmas exclusively to Wal*Mart stores until July 2019 when it will then be available elsewhere. Now, it's a well-established FACT that people … [Read more...]
#2018List: Various Things We Got Stuck in Our Throats, Penises, Vaginas & Rectums This Year…
Each year, <strongDeadspin, fills us in on reports taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room … [Read more...]
#WTF?!: Restaurant in Japan Serves “Girl’s Hair Flavored” Fried Chicken?
Popular fired chicken stand, Tenka Torimasu, earlier this month announced a new flavor of fried chicken: Onnanoko No Kamenoke No Aji (Girl’s Hair Flavor). According to a report by someone called Master Blaster at [Read more...]
Police Discover Bag of Human Penises In Trunk of Car During Routine Traffic Stop
The headline screams of #FakeNews, I know, but I found it on NBC6.com, sooooo..... Police in Florence, South Carolina, pulled over a vehicle … [Read more...]
The BBC’s “Watership Down” Is Here to Traumatize a New Generation of Children
"Here Jimmy," my mother said. "Watch this nice movie about bunnies..." Awww. Yes, please! I love bunnies. Little animated bunnies, living together. Hopping together. HOLY FUCK! TEARING EACH OTHER APART! MURDERING EACH OTHER! SO MUCH BLOOD! FIELDS OF BLOOD! WHY, MOM, … [Read more...]
Pete Davidson to Online Trolls: “I Won’t Kill Myself”
This poor guy. SNL star Pete Davidson says he can no longer stay quiet about the near-constant harassment he gets from online trolls since he broke up with Ariana. He wrote: View this post on … [Read more...]
Milo Yiannopoulos More Than $2m in Debt (Try Not to Gloat)
Icky alt-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos is more than $2m in debt, according to a collection of documents assembled by his former Australian tour promoters and seen by [Read more...]
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