This Brooklyn knucklehead was outraged that Burly Coffee had a Black Lives Matter sign in their window. Rather than quietly taking his business elsewhere, he thought a the twenty-minute(!) tirade was the way to … [Read more...]
Every Atlanta Police Officer Just Received a BONUS For Their Work During the Protests and COVID19
WOW. Talk about not reading the room. WSB-TV in Atlanta is reporting that the Atlanta Police Foundation is paying a $500 bonus to every … [Read more...]
“London’s Dreadful Visitation”: Weekly Death Statistics during the Great Plague of 1665
London's Dreadful Visitation, or, A Collection of all the Bills of Mortality for this Present Year - E. Cotes, 1665 Pandemics are THE topic of conversation these days, if you are lucky enough to have someone to talk with. Cable news relentlessly brings us a daily death … [Read more...]
Stanford Scientists Invent Fancy Toilet That Includes Anus Recognition Software
Seung-min Park led a team of Stanford scientists in developing a toilet for monitoring a person's digestive health. The three (!) cameras installed under the lid include software to recognize each toilet user by the unique contours of their cornhole. Via their paper [Read more...]
“Snake Oil Salesman” Dr Drew Apologizes for His Earlier COVIDiocy… But Only After Being Called Out on Twitter
MAGA-spewing FOX News correspondent Dr Drew made it an emphatic point to downplay the coming coronavirus pandemic and belittle anybody who took precautions against it. In clip after clip (below), he says it's just like the flu, it's a hoax, a "press-induced panic," go about your … [Read more...]
No T.P.? Tough Sh*T: Get a Royal Butt-Wiper, Queen!
Wikimedia Commons If you are feeling anxious about the shortage of toilet paper during the current plague, consider the job of Groom of the Stool, a position created during the reign of King Henry VIII (1491-1557) to monitor and assist in the royal bowel movements. Weird or … [Read more...]
Watch a Team of Veterinarians Pull an Entire Beach Towel Out of a Python’s Mouth
It's a well-known fact that snakes don't have gag reflexes, which is more than I can say after having watched this short video of a snake who – for whatever reason – ate an entire beach towel. It's being held down while a team of Aussie [Read more...]
Pole Vaulter Pierces Scrotum In Gruesome Accident: “I Could See Right Into It”
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have a sick compulsion, I can't help it. I search out the most cringeworthy things I can find on the internet each day, then take great pleasure in sharing them. Brace yourself: Brigham Young University pole vaulter Zach McWhorter had a bit of an … [Read more...]
Vince Vaughn Hangs with Pal Trump at National Championship
A video of Vince Vaughn hanging with Trump at the at the 2020 College Football Playoff National Championship game has gone viral. FOX News claims that "the libs" are triggered by it, but I mean really. Who even thinks about Vince Vaughn in 2020, much less worries about his … [Read more...]
Dr Drew Goes on FOX, Says He’s Considering a Run Against Adam Schiff
Frequent FOX guest Dr Drew Pinsky says he was watching the impeachment hearings last month and JUST THEN realized he'd been living for 20 years in Pasadena, in House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff’s (D-Calif.) … [Read more...]
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