Ready for another Cardi B anthem? If it’s “Up,” then it’s stuck… stuck in your head, stuck on repeat, stuck on video playback… Needless to say, it’s not safe for work, unless you have a cool job.

Jezebel calls out a few choice lines:

Cardi B’s new track, “Up,” is fine. Really! It’s fine. Does it sound like it was made to become a new TikTok challenge? Yes, and even the retro, Eazy E-inspired flow Cardi uses can’t change that. The song has its moments, notably “if that nigga had a twin, I would let ‘em run a train” (sure!) and “if it ain’t no ring on my finger, you ain’t going on my gram” (I’m absolutely going to start using this against my boyfriend… kidding… kind of). 

We’re going with “If I had a d*ck, you’d probably lick it like a lollipop…” Where is the lie?

And we can’t wait for the mashup with the Disney/Pixar movie characters!

Image: YouTube / Cardi B