This one hurts. You know how sometimes when a mediocre person hooks up with a hot person and suddenly that mediocre person seems waaaay more interesting and sexually attractive? Well, the inverse of that is true, too. When one of the top male supermodels in the world hooks up with a notorious skank, suddenly he seems much less appealing. And that’s what happened here. Suddenly this guy, who we’ve gushed about MANY times, seems slightly icky, as if just putting his hand around her waist has devalued him forever. Can you guess who this mystery couple is? They apparently hooked up over New York Fashion Week and haven’t left each other’s side since. Difficulty level 7. Answer after the jump. (Photo: Pacific Coast News)

Why, it’s River Viiperi and Paris Hilton, of course! And rumor has it, he blew off a show in New York because he’d been out partying with Paris the night before and was too fucked up to come to work. So greeeeat. She’s dragging him into the gutter with her.