
The Press scolds Newsday for titling its coverage with the unforgivably bland “Two Charged With Prostitution.” 1010 WINS, they say, fell short with “Cops: LI Women were selling hot dogs and sex.” The NY Daily News, always trying to beat out the inimitable Post in cleverness, came up with the awkward “Wiener wagon hotbed of sin.” So, of course, the Post rose above the fray again and won with “Hookers Relish Wieners.”
And what did the Press head its story? “You Want Mustard With That?”