Now, because of the Kobe Bryant case, says Popbitch, a brand new assistant job has opened up in the celebrity community: sex witness. It’s the new witness protection program. The sex witness stays in the room while the famed, blinged one has sex with, say, a groupie. The third wheel is paid to witness the act and verify the consensualness of the proceedings, thereby protecting the star from legal action. And while on the subject, What do you get when you cross a pedophile with a pirate? Arrrrrr Kelly.
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