The wags over at Best Week Ever have the best post ever today. Lindsay’s little sister Ali has a Christmas album, Lohan Holiday, currently available at Amazon, and BWE has imagined 12 classic carols tailored to the vocal stylings of Lohan the younger.

“I’ll Be at Hyde for Christmas”

“I Saw Mommy Giving Santa Claus a Handjob for Magazine Publicity”

“White (Powder) Christmas”

“Grandma Got Runover by Some Paparazzi”

“The 12 Grams of Christmas”

“Chestnuts Roasting Over an Open Firecrotch”

“Lindsay the White-Nosed Sister”

“All I Want for Christmas Is My Two More Drinks”

“It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Anorexia”

“O Come On, Not Again!”

“Silent Treatment Night”

“Away in the Rehabilitation Facility”