Who Wants to Be a Superhero? is having an open casting call next Tuesday at Sunset Gower Studios. It’s a reality show that the SciFi channel is making, and it sounds amazing: “From thousands of hopefuls, Stan Lee will choose 11 lucky finalists to move into a secret lair and compete for the opportunity to become a real-life superhero.” How ’bout them kryptonite-laced apples? After I get signed with Janice Dickinson, I’m totally crashing this party Wolverine-berserker-attack-style. Bickety-Bam!

– The Scarlet Lemur