That’s my picture. Do you see the camera shaking? Can you tell that I am TOTALLY FANGIRLING OUT HERE? I was literally three feet away from Nick Jonas last night at the premiere of THE BRILLIANT Buyer & Cellar. Three feet. I die. Just look at him: He’s MAGNIFICENT! A GOD! And, not that this means anything, but he happened to be with the handsomest boy I have ever seen IN MY LIFE. Not implying they were dating, but if they were, they would be the cutest couple to ever walk the earth. Also on the red carpet: Daniel diCriscio, Bruce Vilanche, Joan Van Ark, Charlotte Rae – CHARLOTTE FUCKING RAE – Mrs Garrett from the Facts of Life!!!! – Renee Taylor and Joesph Bologna…. Truly, a AAA list crowd. You couldn’t swing a cat without hitting a Hollywood LEGEND.
And have you heard about Buyer & Cellar yet? Cutie-patootie Michael Urie’s absolutely hysterical one-man show (witten by Jonathan Tolins) about an actor who works in the pretend mall in Barbra Streisand’s basement where she houses her doll collection, vintage dresses, and antiques. The New York Times calls it “irresistible” and says the loopy premise “allows the playwright to ruminate with delicious wit and perspicacity on the solitude of celebrity, and the melancholy that lurks beneath narcissism.” It was the funniest show I’ve seen in YEARS. Literally, a laugh a minute. Such crisp writing. And Michael Urie is my new GOD. Really, do yourself a favor and go see it if you are in the LA area.
Pics from Daniel’s diCriscio’s Instagram: