I’ve got four weeks to raise £800 for a trip to thailand, and absolutley no talent for making money whatsoever. for just £10 I will let you slap the shit out of me. 80 good kickings later and I’ll be on my way. no time wasters please.
United Kingdom – 12/07/0
I, Fuzzatchi, will do vengeance upon your foes for Twenty USD. Pitch me some ideas after payment, but usually I will figure something out. Avialable in Central Texas most of the time. (No killings, no cops, or similarily risky business. Popping someone in the head with a good rock is fine.) So let Vengeance be yours!
United States of America – 04/07/04
I’ll pick your nose
If you find picking your own nose distateful, I’m your man! For US$20.00 I will pick your nose until it is fresh and clean.
Kyrgyzstan – 03/07/04
Answering Machine Listening Service
I will listen to all of your answering machine messages, $3.99 the first minute, $1.99 each additional minute.
Call Now! I’m standing by!
United States of America – 03/07/04
You Whores is the new eBay. Or at least the classifieds on the back pages of so-called alternative publications. Actually, it’s not quite either. It’s an Internet swap-meet. Sort of.