If this doesn’t make your jaw drop, guaranteed it’ll make it lock. If you recognize even one person in this photomontage of socially correct people, you are an ideal candidate to visit Socialite Rank and as good as registered to cast your vote in the very first Socialite Rank Silver Spoon Awards. Frankly, we’re plum psyched enough to cast some votes ourself.

To narrow down the five finalists in each of the thirteen categories, we considered hundreds of candidates and painfully scrutinized the nominees to come up with a handful that best represent each respective category. For example, for the Event of the Year Award we judged seventy-three parties, choosing the five that we believe were unique and significant in terms of attendance, memorable pictures and juicy press.

We’re guessing the Zac Posen event that took place in Istanbul (the city in Turkey, not a nightclub in the Hamptons) will win. At least, that’s the one we’re voting for.