Who do you think you are, eh? A princess? Ah, Pete Burns. That’s alright then. Reclined back on his throne, Mr Burns is literally waited on hand and foot as the nail queens get to work. Well, in his game appearances are everything, and he wouldn’t want to let his adoring public down. Now make ’em strong girls, he can’t be fannying around all day in here, he’s got places to go.
– Cat McShane