Page Six has its beer goggles on again. Today they introduced us to Theodora Richards, the “sultry” and “sexy” daughter of Rolling Stones legend Keith Richards, who was recently signed to the Wilhelmina Modeling Agency. Now I’m no heterosexual, but Theadora, here, has a face like a slapped ass. I just imagine the photographer sighing and saying: “Maybe a rose behind her ear…? I don’t know… Maybe push some hair in front of her face…? I mean, what the fuck, man….”
And I realize this is two posts in a row where I seem to be bashing innocent girls for their looks, but am I just gay or are girls getting uglier and guys getting cuter? I promise to try and find ugly boys to make fun of, but where are they?