But Prozac?! It seems that the happy-happy drug is now so widely used by the famously depressed British population that it has become a traceable element in our bath water, and is now getting to people who don’t even take it.
The question that remains unanswered: did millions of Prozac-users piss it into the system, or have the Government put it there in order to cheer us all up and forget about what the rain-sodden, permanently suicidal island we live on?
Conspiracy theorists are already alleging the latter – a coming true of the 60s revolutionary dream to destroy capitalism by releasing small amounts of LSD into the water supply, except this time it’s the capitalist overlords doing it – to keep us nicely Stepforded-up in perpetuity.
Stop taking the tablets, keep drinking the water and remember – you’re never more than a glassful away from happiness.