By spooky coincidence, Zara was bitten by the horse on the same day her uncle, Prince Charles (remember him? He talks to plants and once told camilla he wanted to be her tampon), returned from Ireland with a mysterious black eye. He said he’d walked into a car door. What on earth is going on with these royals. If you get a chance, take a look at Zara on the net: The uncanny resemblence to the animal that actually bit her is, well, uncanny. It’s fishy.
[Ed. note: Ed. forgot to tell Brit. Intel. that it’s Labor Day in the US today. We’re a bit surprised, though, that the UK’s not having one of its many many bank holidays.]