
We don’t like this sort of thing in Britain, where animals are held in higher regard than children. Maccy D’s had over 50 complaints from people distressed at the sight of little prickly animals gorging themselves on McFlurrys and then finding they couldn’t get their heads out.
The British Hedgehog Preservation Society have been representing the interests of the small vermin in negotiations with the giant multinational, and a new hog-friendly design will shortly be in Mac outlets across the country. Thank Christ and bless The Lord!