The most interesting thing about this rather adolescent tale of infidelity and revenge (Kate bedded Macmillan, Jade’s then-boyfriend, behind Jade’s back) is that on hearing the news of Kate’s bad bad behaviour, Jade sent her a diamond necklace with the word SLAG spelt out beautifully in jewels.
Now of course, Macmillan is just a memory for these two good time gals, who have been pictured a-gigglin’ and a-skippin’ about a superexclusive beach (a bitch beach, if you will).
Earlier this year, Moss was snapped walking along with on/off boyfriend and father of her child, Jefferson Hack (pictured). The British press had accused Hack of being a doormat and a housewife, and of Moss walking all over the poor man, going out and partying whilst he was left holding the baby.
In the telling sequence of photos, Hack – true to form – is seen pushing the pram whilst Moss marches next to him. As soon as they spot the papparazzi, the pram is switched and Moss dutifully pushes it for the rest of the journey. Ooh, you bad mother you! What a lot of piffle.