Picture the scene. There’s a naked girl in a bath. She’s surrounded by candles. She unwraps a chocolate bar. It’s called Flake, and has an uncanny resemblence to a penis, though possibly crossed with a small log. She begins to touch it, caress it. She brushes it against her lips and then unceremoniously shoves it in her mouth, gobbling it off as the camera pulls out to reveal the bath now over-flowing, orgasmically,
For nearly two decades, the Flake ad has somehow escaped censorship and become one of the most beloved pieces of advertising pornography in this country. But now Cadbury’s, who make the bar, say the ad no longer reflects the way they want to go with Flake. Perhaps fellatio is just too ’70s. Maybe they’ll metrosexualise the little chocolate cock and have it make a star appearance in a pan-sexual orgy. Or maybe it’ll just get eaten on a bus, like in every other choccy ad.
