DNA Graffiti: Rogue Scientist Responsible for Vandalising Roads with Formulae According to BBC News, complex molecular formulae have begun appearing, painted on roads by a mystery graffiti artist. His (her?) tag is “Phospholipase”: a type of enzyme. Because the formula daubed on the roads is so specific, police believe the field of suspects is very narrow – perhaps only a few post-graduates studying the complex structures of DNA, or a disgruntled ex-professor. You’ve got to hand it to us Brits. It beats “Yo, bitch. My cock is large, wanna try?” or more prosaically “John was here, 69ing with Tina 13/9/04”. This daub has class.
Madonna On Pilgrimage. . . And Cocks It Up Her Holiness, The Madge aka Queen Esther of the Hollywood kabbala set, made a low-key swoop on the grave of mystic Rabbi Yehuda Ashlag in Jerusalem on Sunday, with little more than a few thousand security men in tow. “It is no more dangerous to be here than in New York,” she said, as reported in The Sun. Turned out the only threat to her life was from devout Jews praying, incensed that a woman was intruding on their sacred space. Oh dear, she ought to gem up a bit more on the religion she is apparently such a devout follower of.