A Nation Apologises This schoolboy sure has had his ass spanked by legions of offended Americans! My mailbox was OVERFLOWING this morning with comment and info from outraged Yanks amazed that I (speaking in behalf of my country) did not know who the Olsens were.

So I officially apologise. The Olsens rock.

The best email by far was from a David C. Carlet, with the following link: Olsens, Explained. And I’ve been looking at some pictures too, including a frankly X-rated one found in an email from Popbitch… Which leaves me with just two questions: 1) Do they ever come to England? 2) When exactly are they legal?!