We at World of Wonder see this working well for guys too – buy one for your girlfriend and you won’t wake up in the middle of the night with a totally numb hand. Great also for one-night stands – take your Arm Pillow along and no coyote-style chewing of limbs for you in the morning!
[Ed. note: Two words – Jeffrey Dahmer.]
Britain – quite a big place, just west of New York Remember when you were at school, and the whole class was talking about some subject or other, and for some reason you didnt have a clue what they were going about? So you sat there for a while, thinking you would eventually pick it up, too embarrassed to admit that you were missing something. How could they all know about this huge thing, while you didnt? Did you miss a class without realising it? Were you abducted by aliens for a short period? What on earth is going on?!
Well, this has been happening now, for some weeks, on an international scale. So, on behalf of Britain, all 65 friggin million of us, with no care for what the rest of the class will think, Im putting up my hand and asking –
WHO THE FUCK ARE THE OLSENS?!!!
Please explain this (American?) phenomenon to us! When did it happen? What were we doing that we didnt notice?
[Ed. note: You aren’t meant to understand. Any more than we Yanks are meant to comprehend who all those football stars and news presenters who people the pages of The Sun are.]