Monday morning, Arkansas weatherman Brett Cummins was found sleeping in an empty whirlpool next to a nude man with a dog collar around his neck. According to the Huffington Post, the two men were at Cummins home “drinking and snorting drugs. Police haven’t determined the cause of death, but a detective allegedly found a ring of blood in the bottom of the empty tub.” The station has announced that so far the cutie-patootie weatherman isn’t a suspect, but will be taking some time off. Of course leave it to the HuffPo commenters to keep it classy. “I think he was expecting 8 to 10 inches in that bathtub Saturday night,” said biwatch69. Ba dam BUM!