Prettyboy newspaper baron, Jared Kushner, has popped the question to lovely-against-all-odds Ivanka Trump. It was announced this morning on Twitter, which is apparently the new NY Times. I’m simply all a-tingle over the prospect of a Trump wedding! Can you IMAGINE the reality star Z-listers and Eurotrash society fameballs this thing will attract? I see bridesmaids Melissa Rivers, Omorosa, Courtney Semel, Brittny Gastineau, Jordan, and Jade Goody’s corpse all pushing at each other for the wedding photos a la Soap. And OMG, what will Mama Ivanna wear? And will she bring her boytoy/gigalo/erstwhile-husband Rossano Rubicondi? Stay tuned. This will be fun.