Over the weekend, I somehow found myself in a Trump-hole, unable to change the channel or turn away from the awfulness of the Donald’s Florida rally. Suddenly, though, I noticed two VERRRRRY attractive boys behind his podium. I mean, like, Abercrombie attractive. I couldn’t take my eyes off of them. They didn’t seem like your typical Trumpian yahoos. They seemed almost…. gay. But what would two pretty gay boys be doing at a Trump rally? Then, slowly, one of them began FEEDING the other one, the way you would feed a small child. “Here comes the choo-choo train”-like. It was… RIVETING. Attention shifting at its finest. Possibly the greatest troll ever perpetrated on a political candidate. And bonus points for the creepy eye contact with the camera. WHO ARE THESE BOYS? Let’s give them a WOWPresents show! “Trolling Trump”– and they can just travel the country, disrupting his speeches with their dazzling good looks and kooky antics!

(top GIF via Gawker)