A vicious, marauding camel went on a rampage this morning after escaping from a property in the East Soledad Canyon area. It attacked the local townsfolk, trapping them in their cars, as it prowled the streets looking for innocent civilians to stomp on and spit on. DAMN CAMELS! The scourge of SoCal, swear to God! Somebody oughtta make a law!

Fortunately, no injuries have been reported and the camel was captured by firefighters. The owner will likely be cited for endangering residents, according to the sheriff’s department. For updates go to NBCLA.