The NY Daily News today is “reporting” that in the blockbuster new book Madoff’s Other Secret: Love, Money, Bernie, and Me by his former mistress, Sheryl Weinstein, there are all sorts of titallating tidBITS about the Ponzi perp’s penis size. “This man was not well-endowed,” she claims. And yet, the two somehow eked out a fabulous sex life together. “When we made love, I was on fire. He was a great kisser.” WAIT – an evil, short, round, old Jewish man with a small penis who’s good in bed and a great kisser? Where can I get me one? YUM! (via the NY Daily News)