Those two guys you love to hate on Showdog Moms & Dads. Final episode airs tonight at 10 on Bravo.

1. Describe yourself as it you were writing a personals ad.

Ryan: Your Ad Here.

Brandon: Energetic. I talk all the time. Very ambitious, outgoing, dark and Italian.

2. If you had two tickets to paradise, where would you go and who would you take?

Ryan: I would go to the Caribbean and I would take Liberace. I would bring Brando as long as Liberace could be my carry-on.

Brandon: I would go to the Atlantis Resort and take Daisy. But after I thought about it, I knew Ryan would be sad so I guess I’ll bring him.

3. Who plays you in the movie?

Ryan: [No answer]

Brandon: I dunno. Myself. I am me and can be a number of different characters. But if anyone, I would choose RuPaul.

4. Who do you go to for advice?

Ryan: My sister.

Brandon: [Showdog field producer] Angela Rae Berg or my mom.

5. What makes you cry?

Ryan: Latter Days, the unrated version. Best gay movie ever.

Brandon: Everything makes me cry. Even when Daisy’s Swarovski crystals don’t stick to her toenails. It gets so frustrating!

Bonus: Toilet paper roll – over or under?

Ryan: So over.

Brandon: Under! Because I am always on top in my world.