Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle is giving the producers of Britain’s Got Talent a bit of a headache. Apparently she’s lost the fucking plot.
She screamed “Fuck Off!” and flipped the bird at a television showing the latest semi-final, after Piers Morgan praised another singer. She’s also recently got into a four-letter filled row with two members of the public that was so heated the police had to intervene.
I found out today that locals in her village nicknamed her ‘Rambo’ due to her fiery temper, and that she was actually born with minor brain damage.
Who woulda guessed she might not be quite equipped to deal with the amount of fame she’s recently garnered.
Series final is this weekend… I’ve got fingers crossed for faeces being thrown.
My vote is going to the freaking sweet Father/Son pairing of Stavros Flatley.