It’s been many long years since a new boy band has swept the globe, setting our hearts ablaze with floppy hair, youthful shenanigans, and sexually non-threatening good looks. Leave it to super-producer Simon Cowell, though, to fill the void left by One Direction. His pre-fab five-some PRETTYMUCH has PRETTYMUCH everything you could want in a boyband. There’s The One Most Likely to Go Solo! The Goofy Little Brother! The One with Dreads! The Weird One Who Can Harmonize! and The Dreamy One with the Puppydog Eyes! Their songs are the usual boyband pablum with tight harmonies and choreographed dance breaks that’ve been around since New Edition They’ve been trying to break through for a couple of years now – since 2016, actually – with very minor success. So what’s keeping them from top 40 dominance? Are we finally just OVER boy bands in general? Watch their new video “Jello” below and make up your own mind.