OK, in today’s Boy Battle, we have two young Soap Studs with REALLY FABULOUS hair.
1. Fist up is Casey from As the World Turns. Casey gets mad points for the kooky way he cuts those pointy, little Hasidic sideburns of his. Sometimes they curl at the ends. Other times, they hang limp. (Although, they make me anything BUT limp.) And don’t forget to note his pretty, glowing skin– he’s like a fucking Swedish milkmaid. Even in harsh, hospital lighting! And on video! And while you can’t really see his biceps here, know that they are MASSIVE, and could crack walnuts. All-in-all, he’s a tough one to beat.
2. His competition is nuWill from Days of Our Lives, seen here returning from Switzerland, where he has been suddenly-aged, and now appears to be about 5 years younger than his parents. In addition to that FANTASTIC lid of hair (with those marvelous black streaked bangs), Will has got a nose I could ride for hours. His acting chops leave a bit to be desired, but this is a hottie competition, not So You Think You Can Act. I encourage you to watch the entire clip, as he displays a bit of an attitude, which makes me think he might develop into Bad Boy, and that’s not a bad thing at all. And although you can’t see it here, I assure you his little tushie would bring tears to the most hardened inmate.
Cast your votes now. The winner squares off against tomorrows contestant.
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}
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