If you’re wondering why Paris Hilton is currently showing off in Sydney, flopping around on surfer-friendly Bondi Beach and hosing herself down for photographers and talking on her cellphone to no one, it’s because she’s being paid $1 million to host a New Year’s Eve party there for a new beer called Bondi Blonde, whose slogan is “At last, a natural Blonde in Bondi.” Hilton will have to work hard for that million: The promoters are making her help choose the new face of the beer from 40 hot female candidates. This item is rife with irony. (Page Six)