She’s been off the radar for a bit whilst opening her new vegan cafe on the south coast of England, but mad-as-a-big-pile-of-purple, former Beatle botherer, Ms Heather mills is once again endearing herself to the world’s gossip press.
According to the cheeky chaps at Holy Moly, Ms Mills (not McCartney) is now threatening journalists with cancer and death!
They’ve quoted her as saying: “The truth always outs in the end –no-one gets away with those things.
Certain journalists have written horrible things, and then they’ve got
cancer, or they’ve had a tumour, or they’ve died. And it’s terrible for
them, but they’ve done really evil things. I truly believe things come
I mean… Christ on a high horse! Who the f*ck does this woman think she is? God has got her back apparently… one would also hope he’s looking after her leg.
When I go from cancer I’d like to state right now that it’s probably from smoking 20-a-day, as opposed to the wobbly witch of Eastbourne cursing my cute ass.
Jog on Mills.
I still would though.