Sunday night, I woke up nearly suffocating on the phlegmy shit in my throat, in so much pain I couldn’t swallow. I think I slept for about 52 minutes and when I woke up I couldn’t even talk. Good times, lots of really good times. Monday morning I started running a fever, averaging about 101.5. So I gave in, admitted I was sick, and saw my doctor this morning. Holy mother of shit. I hit the trifecta:
1. A severe sinus infection
2. excra-something tonsillitis
3. and the mother of them all: Mono.
Whose celebrity blog is that quote from?
A) Dave Navarro
B) William Shatner
C) Wil Wheaton
D) Gene Simmons