Imma be WHAT, Fergie? I didn’t quite catch the first 300 things u gonna be. Why don’t you break down all the things u gonna be? In list form, please. Because that’s what you do, right? You list shit. Over and over and over. Basically, what we have here is the least creative band in the history of music releasing their “November Rain.” It’s bloated. It’s presumptuous. It’s epic in its sheer rotteness. How it manages to be both overly ambitious and chronically lazy at the same time is beyond me. It’s a musical abortion. HOW DO THESE HACKS CONTINUE TO WORK? And really, guys? 10 minutes?! Watch it at your own risk. I only made it to the 6:47 mark before my head exploded.