Charlotte Rae, the now-80-year-old who played Mrs Garrett on the unfathomably popular sitcom The Facts of Life, has called Joan Collins “a bitch,” adding, “It’s a miracle that people still wanna work with her, but I guess they do!” Thing is, she said it on the red carpet outside the Beverly Hills theater where Collins is appearing with Linda Evans in their custom-tailored play Legends. Old people really don’t care what they say, or where they say it, so when the unfathomably still-on-the-air newzak show The Insider tried to stir it up by showing 74-year-old Collins a clip of Rae’s remarks, her reaction was, “Who IS this old cow?” (After Elton)