Magic Mike star (and alleged all-around d-bag) Alex Pettyfer was shirtless in the park the other day, in just a pair of shorts, when he squatted to the ground. In that moment, his ding-dong pressed against the fabric of his shorts, and one of the most glorious peen prints ever to be seen was photographed by a passing fan. HELLOOOOOO! Check it out below. (We have DanielK from JustADream via OMGBlog to thank).

(Photo, top: Pacific Coast News)