Bini the bunny, a 5-year-old Holland Lop rabbit, was recently honored with a Guinness World Record for “Most Basketball Slam Dunks In One Minute By A Rabbit” – and HuffPo is having a ball with the bunny puns on this story (even if you don’t “carrot all” about sports it’s “hare-raising” what this silly rabbit can do!) etc etc etc). So, how many basketballscan Bini dunk? Seven. Which is impressive, I suppose, but the REAL story here is about his yummy owner, Shai Asor. That smile! That accent! MARRY ME, SHAI!

Adds HuffPo:

Bini doesn’t confine his talents to the basketball court. He can also paint, comb hair, play arcade games, and even vacuum up his own poop, according to the Metro.

Vacuum his own poop? That’s no DUMB BUNNY!

Anyway. Watch Bini hop into the Guinness Book of World’s Records below.