Biggest Sex Toy Heist in History: $66,000 Worth of Butt Plugs and Dildos Stolen!

Well.

I mean.

Where do you go from a headline like that?

Gay Star News is reporting that Fun Toys London were showcasing their products at Venus Berlin, an erotic and lifestyle sectors trade fair. At the end of what was deemed by all to be a successful exhibition, a representative of the company returned to find all their products stolen.

The statement on Fun Toys London’s Facebook reads: ‘It turned out that ALL the FT products worth over 50.000 euros had been stolen! Only the brochures, bags and two boxes with testers were left.

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‘What is amusing is that not a single tester went missing during the days of the exhibition!’

The post asks people to be on the look out for their products being sold by an ‘unauthorized seller.’

Or someone having a helluva good time.