Big Brother 6 has gone totally lesbian. On Saturday, April and Janelle were pokin’ each other’s boobs, Maggie and Ivette had their arms around each other and their legs entangled. It just reeks of sapphic energy. Made me wonder if there isn’t more to the “friendship” than we know. The thing we do know about them is that they are hypocrites. Favorite moment was April explaining the purity of her plastic surgery intentions over Janelle’s: “I know I’ve had several things done, but it was because I had always wanted them done for cosmetic reasons, not because I was insecure or I felt like I had low self-esteem.” Whatever.
– Randy Barbato
[Ed note: We kiss the BB6 editors on the lips for showing a montage of the many times April said she hated someone immediately after she said she never said she hated anyone. Genius.]