As you probably know, the results are in for Finland’s entry into the Eurovision Song Contest held later this year. The Eurovision thing is like American Idol on way too many steroids, and it’s just as much an eyeful as it is an earful. Our Belgian friend Dirk Hendrickx has alerted us to this year’s winner in Helsinki, a Danish drag queen named Peter Anderson who, like the Israeli transsexual Dana International of a few years back, ripped out and ate the hearts of judges and audience alike. We predict Cher will perform Anderson’s winning “Drama Queen” on her next farewell tour. If you’re not too tuckered out from “Drama Queen,” take a look at Dana International’s “Diva” video – it defines visual overkill.