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Bieber and His Bambi

By James St. James on November 11, 2011 4:57 pm

Oh, my head hurts. It’s too late in the day for a picture like this. I… I just don’t know that I can get it up to tackle everything going on here. First and foremost is the matter of the scaffolding around his neck. What is THAT all about? It’s like a containment wall for his big head. And that ginormous asymmetrical flap. Love it? Hate it? I don’t know. I don’t know. I think on Tilda Swinton, I might love it. On Justin Bieber, I’m having some difficulties. Then there’s that pained smile! Like he’s almost cringing. Like he would rather be anywhere in the world other than THERE, at the Rhein-Main-Hallen in Wiesbaden, Germany, holding his Bambi award, and wearing that damn bucket collar. And those bubblegum pink lips! Those are some SERIOUS Covergirl Outlast lipstained lips, honey. Also: the fact that he LOOKS LIKE a baby deer and he’s HOLDING a baby deer! And have we mentioned THE COLLAR? I think I love it. The way to judge the success of an outfit is to look at it objectively and ask yourself “In 20 years will I cringe at a picture of myself wearing this?” If the answer is YES, then you are bound by the fashion gods to wear it, and wear it proudly. That’s what fashion is. It’s THAT WHICH WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU LATER. So, on that score, this is a win for Justin. And now I need to lie down with a cool compress. (via The Superficial)

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