Monday night, legendary NYC scribe Michael Musto was roasted by a glittering who’s who of comedy and nightlife royalty.
Comedian Bruce Valanche emceed, Rosie O’Donnell spoke (reminding the audience of how their relationship began many years ago when he publicly outed her… much to her eternal annoyance), and then our girl Bianca Del Rio took the stage… From that point on NOBODY was safe – not Rosie, not Michael, not any of the other queens, nor any audience member who failed to laugh at her wicked wit. Watch below.
And via Unicorn Booty, here are some of the night’s other bigt zingers:
Michael Musto to Bianca Del Rio:
“Bianca Del Rio, Hurricane Katrina is only the second worst thing to ever happen to New Orleans.”
Bianca Del Rio to Randy Rainbow:
“I don’t really know who Randy Rainbow is, but from the looks of his name, I guarantee he’s not allowed 800 feet anywhere near a grade school.”
Johnny Skandros to Countess LuAnn:
“You’re the worst thing to happen to music since Whitney Houston started taking baths.”
Bianca Del Rio to Rosie O’Donnell:
“She has her differences with Trump. But she is a lot like Trump. She has five different kids from three different wives. It’s funny, because if Rosie goes ahead and buys another child, she will have to live in a shoe. And with her being a lesbian, can you imagine how fucking ugly that shoe is going to be?”
Johnny Skandros to Michael Musto:
“I have to give you a lot of credit, Musto. You somehow survived the ’80s. It’s like your face was the original PrEP.”
Jinkx Monsoon to Michael Musto:
“With all the fashion sense of a hospital out-patient, Michael Musto looks like Ray Romano if he had a much harder life.”
Marcus Kelle to Bruce Vilanch:
“The last time you got fucked was by genetics.”
Judy Gold to Jinkx Monsoon:
“You look like Kathy Griffin had sex with meth!”
Lucy The Slut to the drag queens:
“Look at these drag queens! They look great, but their makeup is kinda like Febreeze. Pleasant, but it’s main purpose is to cover up shit.”
Michael Musto to Jinkx Monsoon:
“Jinx, you do a brilliant Edie Beale impression, except she happened to be talented, not just mentally ill.”
