Beloved nonagenarian Betty White‘s name was trending this week after Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson confirmed that they had been diagnosed with Coronavirus. She didn’t have it, but people had begun to worry about her and other aging national treasures – Dolly! Cher! RBG! – and how they were faring.
Everything is OK with Betty, though. Her rep released a statement to the Today Show and said, “Betty is fine.”
Once again: Betty is fine.
Now, back to your doomsday prepping.
Saw Betty White trending and DO NOT EVER FUCKING GODDAMN SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
— Coperbraegen (@Coperbraegen) March 12, 2020
People who need to be immediately put in clean-rooms:
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) March 12, 2020
-Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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-Betty White
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Keep calm, wash your hands, and STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BETTY WHITE!
— Nic, Mother of Chickens, Collector of Freckles (@ChickenFrecklez) March 9, 2020
Keep calm, wash your hands, and STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BETTY WHITE!
— Nic, Mother of Chickens, Collector of Freckles (@ChickenFrecklez) March 9, 2020
Guysssss….DONT YOU DARE BRING UP BETTY WHITE AND THE VIRUS IN THE SAME ANYTHING. AGAIN. #bettywhite pic.twitter.com/14Yxajdi7I
— Dylan (@drbiby) March 12, 2020
SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN TOM HANKS HAS CORONAVIRUS.
— Lana Del Gay 🏳️🌈👻✨ (@McClellandShane) March 12, 2020
Someone gather our national treasures – Betty White, Dolly Parton, RBG – and put them in individual sterile containment rooms
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