“Flowers are lame,” says the website caption, “Say it with beef!”

“You heard us – over a HALF POUND of it. Whether it’s an anniversary, a special occasion, a get-well-soon, or more of a slap on the back, a Broquet from Say It With Beef is the best way to say anything – period. Because, well, flowers made of delicious 100% beef jerky are just 100% better.”

And for only $69, it’s the best meat/flower product on the market today!

Get yours here! (Available in your choice of meat roses or meat daisies!)

A few facts from their FAQ

WHAT BRAND OF JERKY DO YOU USE?
Because of licensing restrictions and other limitations, we can’t disclose our suppliers. However, we can tell you that this is the legendary brand of jerky once used by Greek gods when Broquets were laid upon the graves of their fallen. We can also say that it is made from solid cuts of meat – none that pressed-and-formed or snack stick “meat in a tube” nonsense, we also know they use they use state of the art machinery to process the beef.

HOW ARE THE BROQUETS PACKAGED? DO THEY ARRIVE ALREADY PACKAGED?
No florist we know of has figured out how to ship flowers already in the vase, so yes, some assembly is required. Each Broquet comes packaged in biodegradable, FDA approved, starch-based peanuts (you can eat them – they’re . . . well, they’re okay). The bloom is held together by a thread of edible collagen sausage casing, but you may remove it if you wish. Just like real flowers, each stem is a little fragile, so care must be used to remove them from the packaging and place them in the glass (or directly into your mouth).

HOW LONG WIL A BROQUET STAY FRESH?
If the delicious aroma doesn’t tempt you and others from devouring your entire Broquet within the first hour of arrival, you need to be sure to consume it eventually. Jerky is considered shelf-stable and will keep from spoiling for several months (generally, close to a year). Each Broquet is packaged in an air-tight bag with an oxygen-absorbing packet for freshness. An unopened bag should be consumed before the ‘Best By’ date marked on the package. Once the bag is opened, the jerky will remain fresh for 1-2 weeks if kept in a sealed container. If the jerky is left in the open on display, it should be consumed within 1 week, but we strongly suggest that it be regularly covered to prevent the jerky from drying out.

DO YOU SHIP TO MILITARY INSTALLATIONS?
Know what our men and women in uniform need? Protein. At Say It With Beef, we support our troops, and to show our appreciation for their sacrifices, we gladly ship Broquets to APO/FPO addresses for free!

Also a possibility…. Make your own Doritos flower bouquet. Find out how to do that HERE.