This is the kind of story you find on the Internet that winds up punchlined in Jay Leno’s monologue on the Tonight Show. And possibly as a closing story on the local news that precedes it. Listen for it tonight. Seems a Chinese man has divorced his wife and sued her for £55,000 after he found out she’d had plastic surgery before they met, reports Ananova. The 38-year-old husband was “horrified” when the wife gave birth to an ugly baby daughter, and accused her of having had sex with another man. It was only then that she confessed to having £70,000-worth of cosmetic work done in South Korea before he knew her, then showed him the “before” photo. And this is where Jay reads the zinger off the cue-card and Kevin Eubanks cracks up.