If you know anything about me at all, you know that I am absolutely TERRIFIED of Grizzly bears. Grizzly bears and pickles. OMG. And GRIZZLY BEARS WITH PICKLE-BREATH? Don’t even get me started. Now having said that, I don’t really mind this Grizzly Bear Chair. It was a gift to President Andrew Johnson in 1865, presented to him by a hunter named Seth Kinman, and it might very well still be in the White House today. It’s pretty magnificent. Dick Cheney probably used it when he met with Satan to plan the war in Iraq. Maybe it’s in Sasha and Malia’s room. Whatever. I know it’s very un-PC and un-PETA-y of me, but I WANT IT.